May 2009
Starfucker - Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second
Starfucker “Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second” (mp3) from “Starfucker” (Badman Recording Co) Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at Rhapsody Buy at Napster Stream from Rhapsody Buy at Puretracks Buy at appliedSB / Groupietunes Buy at mTraks More On This Album
omegle: sexual deviant gets grossed out
You: heya im a creepy stranger
Stranger: I MASTURBATE TO LITTLE CARTOON GIRLS
You: righton nothing wrong with that
You: you didnt say "i masturbate to little cartoon dogs"
Stranger: I CAN ONLY GET OFF WHEN THEY'RE IN EXTREME PAIN/BEING MUTILATED
Stranger: MARQUIS DE SADE WAS MY HERO
You: So do you have to mutilate actual people to get off?
Stranger: I ENJOY THE IRATE GAMER
Stranger: TWILIGHT WAS THE BEST BOOK/MOVIE EVER
Stranger: OBAMA IS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT
You: Do you masturbate to obama?
Stranger: No that's fucked up.
You: okies
You: gotta go
omegle: hitler on the moon
Stranger: hi
You: hey there, i am a stranger
Stranger: yes you are sherlock
You: i solve crimes in foggy london town
You: are you a detective?
Stranger: im hitler
You: do you live in new jersey?
Stranger: moon
Stranger: back side
You: thats a nice internet connection
Stranger: come back at 2028
You: but by deductive reasoning i have pinpointed you to be in new jersey
Stranger: conquer the world
Stranger: ah realy
Stranger: ich bin ein deutscher du dummer affe
Stranger: nu hälst die fresse
You: me gusta tacos y burritos
Stranger: allahu akbar
You: enjoy your time on the moon. i hope you make some friends there
You have disconnected.
omegle: 16 yr old quickie
Stranger: I'm from sweden, 16, f, what would u like to do to me?
You: im from california and im 30, m. what would you like to do to me?
Stranger: have sex
You: ok, ready? go!
You: im done
You have disconnected.
Omegle: Jeff Hardy Fan
You: hi, im a stranger
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Do you like SmackdowN ?
You: wrestling?
You: yea sometimes
You: are u a wrestler?
Stranger: No :)
Stranger: I am fan of JEFF HARDY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
